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[So, its a mission, and you guys happened to stumble into a diplomatic problem that needs a good leader and speaker to get you guys through without getting into a fight. Problem is, the guy who is currently leading you is not exactly a good speaker, heck, he doesn't even speak throughout the whole trip. So, yeah.

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1) [So there's this short girl who LOOKS like she's in middle school... carrying a stack of paper large enough to almost completely obscure her from view.]

NNWHOA--

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[Anyone near the Routing Gate and/or Waiting Room- that magical place where new arrivals go- will probabholy shit that is a goddamn tyrannosaurus rex, what the hell]

UMASOU! Dammit, kid, where are you!? Where am I!? UMASOU! UMASOOOOOOU!

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[Egon steps in as you open the door, adorned with all manner of gadgets and blinking lights.]

I apologize for being late. As you probably know, the city has been having an unsual surge in paranormal activity and our phone has been ringing off the hook. I'm Doctor Egon Spengler. Would you please show me to the spot of the most recent spectral ( Read more... )

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